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Celph Titled Punchlines/Wordplay thread.

Σίφουνας – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 03:53, 7158 αναγνώσεις – Τελευταία αλλαγή: Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 03:53 by Σίφουνας

απλά pucnhlines/wordplay από τον master του είδους..



-In a year before your kids 10th birthday came
You didn't have to wait for candles on the cake to see the nine flame
(to agapimeno mou kai pio gamistero kat'eme punchline tou celph)


-I'm a pimp with the essence of lucifer and you wouldn't get head if you was a guilotine executioner.

- the only way you'd have a hit record is if I smacked it for you

- neatly arrange the corpses and set a deadline

- the only way you could represent the streets
is if you got poured into the cement mix


- Your bitch wasn't Asian, but she sure as hell could "Bangkok"(Bang cock)

- communication ain't a problem my gun speak all languages
gimmie what i want or be a dumb nigga,BRAINLESS


- throw a monkey bitch in ya program and you gone ape shit!

- Fuck puffin' on cigars, I'll blow donut holes with gun smoke

- I don't want your demo rappers, we extort'em
you ain't goin' platinum nigga, you gon' be post-mortem


- slice the throats of your whole click till my palms hurt
and it'll be more rednecks than a Willie Nelson concert


- throw you off the fuckin' roof and see just how fly you are

- you see me load the clip in the gun?
You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run
(exysa)

- Settin' the new fashion trends, who else?
You look nice in that body bag, shoot(suit) yourself
(wx thee mou)

- KILL AN UNBORN BABY AND YOU STILL COULDN'T DE-FETUS(defeat us) ( )

- you're a thousand miles from me
You far from perfection


- And ain't no motherfucker stopping the kingdom
Shut the church down, every bell broke 'cause we ring them
(ring a bell....)

- Fill up the limo with cash, I'm talking long money

- scorchin the hell of ya skeleton faces
now your crew looks like Onyx as leucemia patients


- we do black on both sides like we barbequin Mos Def

- i'm so raw i make everything in the freezer look well done

- we ain't holdin back,we holdin macs

- you don't even look evil you just a bad dresser

- i make Evil Knievel musci i come through stuntin

- it's the Army,we got power in numbers
and that's nines,forty-fives,three five-sevens and M-five hundreds


- back with the kill death murder,you'd better check ya computer
i would never cheat on my bitch but i'd still sleep with the luger


- FUCK YOUR STREET CRED,I'LL TURN YOUR STREET RED
OR SKIN THE HEAD OF A SKINHEAD
CELPH TITLED AND ES,RAISIN HELL WITHOUT PINHEAD...


- so many pistols i'm the 45 King
guess the Pharaohs is the new flavour unit it's a fortified thing


- shoot ya mother in ya funeral she fell on the casket
how convenient is that shit?


- i'm blazin hot
open my mouth,flames come out
you's a snitch
open ya mouth and names come out
so we gon
pop ya top off,and brains come out


- i do the work of the devil,i'm a hell of a guy

- Army of the Pharaohs never make love songs
We finger fuck bitches with Freddy Kruger gloves on


- Well if 50 got shot nine times and ain't die,
I'ma shoot your ass fifty times with 99 nines


- You was charging books at the same time my charge was booked.

- Handgun...AUTOMATIC
Shotgun...PUMP-ACTION
Me with your wife, that's AUTOMATIC HUMP-ACTION


- Caterpillar arm slasher flick, slash a bitch, distort a thug,
Seperate the men from the women, like a Divorce Court judge,
psssss

- I'm Jesus in the flesh so this is motherfuckin' christian rap

- this is C-E-L-P-H demonic symphony
Listen to the hell we make


- i always get the suntan on my gunhand
coz i keep the burner out ready to blaze scorch and lead at ya fam


- [b]and when i give you a pound it's really four
coz a 45 defies gravity liftin you off from the floor[/b]

- I'm in the bathroom with a tommy gun, droppin' gangsta shit.

- chickens and hens...you know I keep 'em bendin' over for me, wit my chef hat stuffin' poultry on the uphoulstery!!

- Back up my life and easily delete yours, I go against the grain like I got beef with the feed store

- Knockin out Jake breakin his jaw,now that's what I call fuckin layin down the law

- THE BRUCE WILLIS OF RAP .... I GOT DIE HARD FANS

- We stay spittin' in your ear
Come out the bushes firin', make you surprise hit of the year


- Shoot entire fam' when we shoot, show you some decency

- Go 'head and try to hide them secrets, what you gon' do?
When your casket drops, they'll have plenty of dirt to dig up on you
pwww

- After that sex change, I guess you not the man now
Cut off your arms, you the best MC, hands down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Lemme put these fuckin' words in your head, real simple and plain
My gun'll make you levitate; in the streets, I'm David Blaine


- Military action, send in the regime
At my shows, we sell ammo in vending machines


- celph titled the grand daddy grenade man,
sellin all my bottled up anger at lemonade stands


- The Closest thing you ever came to a punchline
was waiting for refreshments at the park in 89


- cause i'm the type that knock a conscious rapper unconscious



sifounas_pan@hotmail.com


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Θίστα – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 04:21

θα πω το κλασσικό πλέον

Honestly,the day your wax is in stores takin' residence
is the day we'll see a female,black,homosexual president

και μετά

You couldn't drop knowledge,if you threw an encyclopedia off a cliff

My shots always hit their target after the smoke sprays
cause we store bullets in cat shelters so there's no strays

You might arrive in a stretch limo tinted out
but you'll leave on a stretcher linen with no mouth, neck broken and ribs stickin' out

This is the lingo for next level niggas
who put hand-grenades in teddy-bears and give 'em out at Christmas

And yes I'm from Tampa
No I'm not a buccaneer but I'll be buckin near your main arteries ya fuckin' queer

My raps are not for emo kids
My flame thrower leave you bald head like chemo kids

αυτά για τώρα

"Είμαι από τα Πατήσια και ποτέ δεν ήμουν φαν του Σπόρτιγκ"
big_jimmys – Τρίτη, 01 Σεπ. 2009, 19:16

θιστα χαρηκες.για πες.μπλαβο.κερδισες ενα αρκουντακι απο τα goodys

thug-a-cated – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 10:05

Έχει κάποια ωραία punchlines αλλά τίποτα τρελό...

the only nicer than me is myself..

SETH – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 10:47

you got issues i got tissues i am mad as fuck so of course i am gone diss you---epic

Σίφουνας – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 10:54

greeks finestΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 10:05
Έχει κάποια ωραία punchlines αλλά τίποτα τρελό...

exeis pollous kaliterous afti ti stigmi sto nou sou esi e ?



sifounas_pan@hotmail.com

thug-a-cated – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 10:58

big l και ας πέθανε, cassidy, papoose, joe budden, crooked i, fabolous, jadakiss, chino xl, canibus, ακόμα και ο lloyd banks και θα μπορούσα να γράφω άλλους θαυμάσιους punchline rappers για μέρες..

the only nicer than me is myself..

Σίφουνας – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:03

greeks finestΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 10:58
big l και ας πέθανε, cassidy, papoose, joe budden, crooked i, fabolous, jadakiss, chino xl, canibus, ακόμα και ο lloyd banks και θα μπορούσα να γράφω άλλους θαυμάσιους punchline rappers για μέρες..

eipa gia twra pote bgazoume ton big l eksw
meta afairoume ton canibus gt o canibus dn kanei focus sta punchlines
kai afou koitaksoume kai olous tous allous pou thewreis kaliterous bgazoume to simperasma oti
distixws H'
eisai aotp hater kai poli skliros old skO0las gia na pethaneis
H'
dn katexeis kai polla agglika kai pas me to afti kai oti einai palio kai moderate se aksia



sifounas_pan@hotmail.com

thug-a-cated – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:06

Σίφουνας popopopokes her faceΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 11:03

greeks finestΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 10:58
big l και ας πέθανε, cassidy, papoose, joe budden, crooked i, fabolous, jadakiss, chino xl, canibus, ακόμα και ο lloyd banks και θα μπορούσα να γράφω άλλους θαυμάσιους punchline rappers για μέρες..

eipa gia twra pote bgazoume ton big l eksw
meta afairoume ton canibus gt o canibus dn kanei focus sta punchlines
kai afou koitaksoume kai olous tous allous pou thewreis kaliterous bgazoume to simperasma oti
distixws H'
eisai aotp hater kai poli skliros old skO0las gia na pethaneis
H'
dn katexeis kai polla agglika kai pas me to afti kai oti einai palio kai moderate se aksia

Για να μην τα πολυλογώ,
θεωρείς crooked i, joe budden, papoose και cassidy "παλιά";
Θα σου δώσω ένα verse του papoose να δεις πόσα Punchlines πετάει μέσα.. Όλα κατά 90% καλύτερα από του celph.

the only nicer than me is myself..

Σίφουνας – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:07

greeks finestΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 11:06

Σίφουνας popopopokes her faceΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 11:03

greeks finestΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 10:58
big l και ας πέθανε, cassidy, papoose, joe budden, crooked i, fabolous, jadakiss, chino xl, canibus, ακόμα και ο lloyd banks και θα μπορούσα να γράφω άλλους θαυμάσιους punchline rappers για μέρες..

eipa gia twra pote bgazoume ton big l eksw
meta afairoume ton canibus gt o canibus dn kanei focus sta punchlines
kai afou koitaksoume kai olous tous allous pou thewreis kaliterous bgazoume to simperasma oti
distixws H'
eisai aotp hater kai poli skliros old skO0las gia na pethaneis
H'
dn katexeis kai polla agglika kai pas me to afti kai oti einai palio kai moderate se aksia

Για να μην τα πολυλογώ,
θεωρείς crooked i, joe budden, papoose και cassidy "παλιά";
Θα σου δώσω ένα verse του papoose να δεις πόσα Punchlines πετάει μέσα.. Όλα κατά 90% καλύτερα από του celph. :wink: :!:

gia dwse


pikpa mi me erethizeis eimai sto gymnastirio kai tha ksilwsw to pek dek se ligo



sifounas_pan@hotmail.com

thug-a-cated – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSBz2398Ow
Εσύ που κατέχεις και πολλά αγγλικά δεν χρειάζεσαι lyrics.

the only nicer than me is myself..

Σίφουνας – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:13

greeks finestΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 11:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSBz2398Ow
Εσύ που κατέχεις και πολλά αγγλικά δεν χρειάζεσαι lyrics.

pote dn eipa oti katexw agglika ;)
epeidi omws to video DN paizei se mena
dwse tous stixous mono



sifounas_pan@hotmail.com

Ardanius Piquerist – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:21



CELPH

Pins, razors, knives, etc.

thug-a-cated – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:22 – Τελευταία αλλαγή: Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:30 by thug-a-cated, έχει αλλάξει 2 φορές.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/6079283342c59855/
Το κομμάτι που σου λέω. Δεν βρίσκω lyrics, αν θες θα χρειαστώ λίγο χρόνο για να σου τα γράψω. Άλλο ένα verse από gunz n rosez:
My live crew pop like guy moo pop advise you pop
Wise new plots I ride through blocks and find new spots
Nah-uh you not uh-huh you watch
When I hop out the dread be like, "Man don't do dat"
Get lined up like five roof tops I cock two glocks
Find you behind new locks 'cause papoose got
Two knots inside two socks few rocks inside shoe box
You got two hot blocks who block you got
You dropped, you dropped you hot you not you popped you flop
you got to stop hops you not Tupac
Chew shots through blocks since doowop pop and koolats
Every last one of you niggaz could eat the ooh wop
I stack money while you spending your dough
I must-stash like the hair between your lip and your nose
Never partied always ran with the mothers
The only Summer Jam I ever had, was if my gun jammed in the summer

Cock the Uzi
Chip a nickel and diamond for a loosey
You coming through shining like we 'aint riding for the Louchey
Homie none of your diamonds don't induce me
'Cause yo I put blood on your ice, and turn your diamonds into rubies

Kill intent, catch my enemy at a big event
Watching while he party in advance of getting bent
Soon as he try to use the bathroom I'm slipping in
Sending guns smoke through the vents
I'ma add something stupid like, can I buy one of your cigarettes
Put the burner under his chin and leave the ceiling wet
They incorrect, niggaz spending money to get respect
They don't know the way to get respect is disrespect
How you cut a nigga in the face to get a rep
Real gangsters cut him in his neck
And if you catch an attempt murder that don't mean you a bigger threat
That just means you 'aint no motherfucking killer yet
ΤΡΕΛΟ ΧΥΣΙΜΟ!!
My pistol send you to death
Rip through your Mitchell and Ness
Like car dealers you hit the deck
They hit your man with the Smith and Wess
Dump shots all in a nigga chest
You could see his bones he missing flesh
Stead of getting a gun, you run and go get a vest
Niggaz tore your man out the frame and you 'aint get the picture yet?
Dope fiends lined up making the strip a mess
That dope got them fiends online like the Internet

They tried to come on my block selling that fucking boy
Nigga my gun got fire like its unemployed
Say send me out the semi out they let me out I'm focused
Dessies out the holsters
Empty out the 4-5th
If I was a blood, I split the C like I'm Moses
Supercalifragilisticexpealahoeless

Παρατήρησε ότι κάνει ένα storytelling 2-3 σειρές και μετά σου πετάει το punchline.
http://www.hiphop.gr/forum_topic/260083 μπορείς να δεις και μόνος σου..

the only nicer than me is myself..

Σίφουνας – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:32

ok koita
stin arxi prospathisa na min se koroidepsw pou thewreis ton mixtape rapper kalitero apo ton rubix cuban
alla mou paratheteis afto to track san track to opoio exei kalitera punchlines apo tou celph enw to kalitero pou eixe einai i ataka me to must-stash kai ta rubies
enw mesa eixe mia ataka :

the only Summer Jam i ever had,was if my gun jammed in the summer

ELEOS dld etsi,isws oti pio aplo exw akousei apo ataka,gt punchline diskola


twra ama vevaia pou to skeftomai
OLO to kommati einai i ataka tou celph

After that sex change, I guess you not the man now
Cut off your arms, you the best MC, hands down

H'

in a year before your kids 10nth birthday came
you didnt have to wait for candles on the cake to see the 9 flame



sifounas_pan@hotmail.com

thug-a-cated – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:37

Καταρχήν δεν είπα ότι ο pap είναι ο καλύτερος punchline rapper. Ο cassidy είναι πολύ μπροστά. Τώρα αν εσύ κρίνεις επειδή είναι mixtape rapper.. Τότε εντάξει τι να πω!! Ο celph είναι πολύ μέτριος για αυτούς που σου ανέφερα ήδη. End of discussion, βγαίνω απ'το τόπικ να μην σε στενοχωρώ κιόλας.

the only nicer than me is myself..

Σίφουνας – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:39

greeks finestΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 11:37
Καταρχήν δεν είπα ότι ο pap είναι ο καλύτερος punchline rapper. Ο cassidy είναι πολύ μπροστά. Τώρα αν εσύ κρίνεις επειδή είναι mixtape rapper.. Τότε εντάξει τι να πω!! Ο celph είναι πολύ μέτριος για αυτούς που σου ανέφερα ήδη. End of discussion, βγαίνω απ'το τόπικ να μην σε στενοχωρώ κιόλας.

nai mi me stenaxwreis gt to vrady th diskoleftw na koimithw
to thema einai oti kathesai kai les iparxoun apeiroi kaliteroi apo ceph
kai o pap einai kaliteros kai to ena kai to allo
xwris facts
evales ena fact
akyro,ti na poun afta ta punchlines mprosta se ola afta pou egrapsa,gia to theo dld,an kses agglika des to monos sou
sta @@ mou pou einai mixtape rapper,mia fora gia na ftasei celph se afto pou kanei o celph thelei ta xronakia tou an dn ton doume se kana 5ari xronia poutana tou gay-z



sifounas_pan@hotmail.com

thug-a-cated – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:49

πουτάνα του gay-z... βλέπεις που δεν έχεις ιδέα για τι πράγμα μιλάς. και σε υλικό έχει πολύ περισσότερο, έχει και ένα alphabetical slaughter που ο celph ούτε που φαντάστηκε ποτέ του να το κάνει, είναι και 14 χρόνια στην underground σκηνή.. αν δεν ξέρεις, μην μιλάς καλύτερα.. έκανα ένα edit το προηγούμενο μου post και έβαλα ένα link για ένα topic.. δες το και τα λέμε!!

the only nicer than me is myself..

Σίφουνας – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:51

greeks finestΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 11:49
πουτάνα του gay-z... βλέπεις που δεν έχεις ιδέα για τι πράγμα μιλάς. και σε υλικό έχει πολύ περισσότερο, έχει και ένα alphabetical slaughter που ο celph ούτε που φαντάστηκε ποτέ του να το κάνει, είναι και 14 χρόνια στην underground σκηνή.. αν δεν ξέρεις, μην μιλάς καλύτερα.. έκανα ένα edit το προηγούμενο μου post και έβαλα ένα link για ένα topic.. δες το και τα λέμε!!

ena alphabetical slaughter pou itan meta tou masta ace ennoeis?
nai kserw poio les
vsk ti prospathoume na vroume,egw ftaiw pou mpainw sto kopo na sygrinw ton papoose me celph
eleos dld,koita pou einai o enas kai pou einai o allos
ok dn exw idea re



sifounas_pan@hotmail.com

thug-a-cated – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:54

ο Masta ace τι δουλειά έχει να κάνει με το alphabetical slaughter; επειδή τυχαίνει να έχω ασχοληθεί και με celph στο παρελθόν δεν μιλάω τυχαία. εσύ όμως το πρόβλημα είναι ότι δεν έχεις ιδέα για papoose και πετάς μαλακίες.

the only nicer than me is myself..

Σίφουνας – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:54

pali kala pou eida kai t topic gia na sigoureftw
me mia grigori matia
merika dn einai KAN punchlines einai apla atakoules



sifounas_pan@hotmail.com

thug-a-cated – Δευ, 1 Ιουν 09, 11:55

Σίφουνας popopopokes her faceΔευτέρα, 01 Ιουν. 2009, 11:54
pali kala pou eida kai t topic gia na sigoureftw
me mia grigori matia
merika dn einai KAN punchlines einai apla atakoules

Διάβασες τον τίτλο ή θες να σου μεταφράσω τι σημαίνει "quotable lines";

the only nicer than me is myself..


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