Celph Titled Punchlines/Wordplay thread.

απλά pucnhlines/wordplay από τον master του είδους..



-In a year before your kids 10th birthday came
You didn't have to wait for candles on the cake to see the nine flame (to agapimeno mou kai pio gamistero kat'eme punchline tou celph)


-I'm a pimp with the essence of lucifer and you wouldn't get head if you was a guilotine executioner.

- the only way you'd have a hit record is if I smacked it for you

- neatly arrange the corpses and set a deadline

- the only way you could represent the streets
is if you got poured into the cement mix

- Your bitch wasn't Asian, but she sure as hell could "Bangkok"(Bang cock)

- communication ain't a problem my gun speak all languages
gimmie what i want or be a dumb nigga,BRAINLESS

- throw a monkey bitch in ya program and you gone ape shit!

- Fuck puffin' on cigars, I'll blow donut holes with gun smoke

- I don't want your demo rappers, we extort'em
you ain't goin' platinum nigga, you gon' be post-mortem

- slice the throats of your whole click till my palms hurt
and it'll be more rednecks than a Willie Nelson concert

- throw you off the fuckin' roof and see just how fly you are

- you see me load the clip in the gun?
You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run (exysa)

- Settin' the new fashion trends, who else?
You look nice in that body bag, shoot(suit) yourself (wx thee mou)

- KILL AN UNBORN BABY AND YOU STILL COULDN'T DE-FETUS(defeat us) ( )

- you're a thousand miles from me
You far from perfection

- And ain't no motherfucker stopping the kingdom
Shut the church down, every bell broke 'cause we ring them (ring a bell....)

- Fill up the limo with cash, I'm talking long money

- scorchin the hell of ya skeleton faces
now your crew looks like Onyx as leucemia patients

- we do black on both sides like we barbequin Mos Def

- i'm so raw i make everything in the freezer look well done

- we ain't holdin back,we holdin macs

- you don't even look evil you just a bad dresser

- i make Evil Knievel musci i come through stuntin

- it's the Army,we got power in numbers
and that's nines,forty-fives,three five-sevens and M-five hundreds

- back with the kill death murder,you'd better check ya computer
i would never cheat on my bitch but i'd still sleep with the luger

- FUCK YOUR STREET CRED,I'LL TURN YOUR STREET RED
OR SKIN THE HEAD OF A SKINHEAD
CELPH TITLED AND ES,RAISIN HELL WITHOUT PINHEAD...

- so many pistols i'm the 45 King
guess the Pharaohs is the new flavour unit it's a fortified thing

- shoot ya mother in ya funeral she fell on the casket
how convenient is that shit?

- i'm blazin hot
open my mouth,flames come out
you's a snitch
open ya mouth and names come out
so we gon
pop ya top off,and brains come out

- i do the work of the devil,i'm a hell of a guy

- Army of the Pharaohs never make love songs
We finger fuck bitches with Freddy Kruger gloves on

- Well if 50 got shot nine times and ain't die,
I'ma shoot your ass fifty times with 99 nines

- You was charging books at the same time my charge was booked.

- Handgun...AUTOMATIC
Shotgun...PUMP-ACTION
Me with your wife, that's AUTOMATIC HUMP-ACTION

- Caterpillar arm slasher flick, slash a bitch, distort a thug,
Seperate the men from the women, like a Divorce Court judge, psssss

- I'm Jesus in the flesh so this is motherfuckin' christian rap

- this is C-E-L-P-H demonic symphony
Listen to the hell we make

- i always get the suntan on my gunhand
coz i keep the burner out ready to blaze scorch and lead at ya fam

- [b]and when i give you a pound it's really four
coz a 45 defies gravity liftin you off from the floor[/b]

- I'm in the bathroom with a tommy gun, droppin' gangsta shit.

- chickens and hens...you know I keep 'em bendin' over for me, wit my chef hat stuffin' poultry on the uphoulstery!!

- Back up my life and easily delete yours, I go against the grain like I got beef with the feed store

- Knockin out Jake breakin his jaw,now that's what I call fuckin layin down the law

- THE BRUCE WILLIS OF RAP .... I GOT DIE HARD FANS

- We stay spittin' in your ear
Come out the bushes firin', make you surprise hit of the year

- Shoot entire fam' when we shoot, show you some decency

- Go 'head and try to hide them secrets, what you gon' do?
When your casket drops, they'll have plenty of dirt to dig up on you pwww

- After that sex change, I guess you not the man now
Cut off your arms, you the best MC, hands down AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Lemme put these fuckin' words in your head, real simple and plain
My gun'll make you levitate; in the streets, I'm David Blaine

- Military action, send in the regime
At my shows, we sell ammo in vending machines

- celph titled the grand daddy grenade man,
sellin all my bottled up anger at lemonade stands

- The Closest thing you ever came to a punchline
was waiting for refreshments at the park in 89

- cause i'm the type that knock a conscious rapper unconscious

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